Designed to keep the smoothest of movers in check, The Bluebeards Revenge Hipster Kit is filled with a selection of premium grooming products for the hair, beard and moustache.
From a sculpting mo’ wax and slick, wet-look hair pomade to our conditioning Classic Blend Beard Oil and a manly Cut-Throat Shavette razor to neaten the edges, this is the ultimate grooming kit for the self-confessed hipster.
1 x 50ml Classic Blend Beard Oil
1 x 20ml Classic Blend Moustache Wax
1 x 100ml Pomade
1 x Shavette Cut-Throat Razor
CLASSIC BLEND BEARD OIL (50ML)
Transform your beard from untamed beast to manly masterpiece with The Bluebeards Revenge Classic Blend Beard Oil, containing a unique blend of fresh and masculine-smelling oils and fragrances designed to smooth, moisturise and protect your beard.
Coat your hands in a couple of drops of this slippery stuff, and work through your facial fuzz from root to tip. Massage into the skin beneath to moisturise, then smooth and shape the beard with hands to finish.
As the name suggests, this beard oil was designed only for use on your beard, so please refrain from having a sip, or dousing it over your dinner. If it gets in your eyes, then rinse with cold water – quick smart.
CLASSIC BLEND MOUSTACHE WAX (20ML)
Tame the manliest of moustaches with the classic blend moustache wax from The Bluebeards Revenge. Sculpt, shape and twist your mo’ to create the ultimate piece of upper lip attire.
Laced with the classic Bluebeards scent, this is one wax that will have your slug looking slick in no time – and smelling great, too, which is a must when it’s right under your nose.
Offering strong hold and conditioning your mo’ as you go, a small amount is all it takes. Rub a little between your thumb and forefinger to warm, and work evenly through your moustache, starting from the middle and twisting upwards and outwards to style as desired.
Despite smelling good enough to eat and being in easy reach when hungry, this product was not designed for human consumption. If you’re clumsy enough to get it in your eyes then it’s likely to smart a little, so wash out immediately with clean, cold water and consider your lesson learned.
Designed to tame the manliest of manes, The Bluebeards Revenge Pomade will keep you looking slick and stylish at all times, with industrial-strength hold and a high-shine finish for sharp and structured styles that last all day and all night. Your tired excuses for looking scruffy and unkempt will no longer cut the mustard, so man up and get yourself styled. Unruly frizz and lacklustre locks will soon be a thing of the past.
The Bluebeards Revenge Pomade really doesn’t taste that great, so we would strongly advise against having a munch, no matter how hungry you are.
No man-sized dollop is necessary to create your look, so use sparingly to avoid looking like an oil slick. Rub a pea-sized amount between your palms and run them through your hair to smooth, style and tame any fly-aways, for the ultimate slicked-back look. For alternative “don’t mess” spikes, work product into roots and upwards towards tips.
But don’t go trying to style your eyelashes. The Bluebeards Revenge is intended solely for the hair on your head and may burn a tad should it come into contact with your peepers. Be sure to rinse with plenty of cold water should this occur.
CUT-THROAT SHAVETTE RAZOR
Cut-throat shave the Bluebeards way with this stylish replaceable-blade shavette. Features the distinctive Bluebeards logo on the handle.
Much like the utterly manly straight razor, the shavette provides the ultimate close shave, but with replaceable blades just like a safety razor, you don’t have to worry about stropping and sharpening for optimum results.
Featuring the distinctive Bluebeards logo on the handle, the metal blade holder is also laser-etched with the iconic Bluebeards skull, and the razor itself comes complete with a handy plastic slip-case.
Length: 22cm (fully open)
Note: This will take standard double-edged razor blades. Simply snap a double edge blade in half (lengthways).